Q : What goes, 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump & A : A centipede with a wooden leg
Total Sent :
4
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Once Bread and butter were travelling by plane… plane crash hua… bread marr gayaa.. lekin butter nahin maraa… kyon??? Because woh Butter FLY thaa..
Total Sent :
11
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When geese fly in a "V", why is one side longer? Because there are more geese on that side
Total Sent :
6
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: Tum Parindo K Bare Mein Kya Jante Ho . . . . . . . . . Ans : Sab Kuch Acha Yeh Btao Woh Kon Sa Prinda Hai Jo Ur(fly) Nahin Sakta . . . . . Mara Hua Parinda
Total Sent :
14
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Once There Was a Crow, Nashe Wich Betha Se Oh, Usne Peg Laye C Do, Oh Tally Gaya C Ho, Ik Chidi Rahi C Ro, Crow Ne Ched Diti C Oh, Chidi De Piyo Ne Fir Kutteya Crow, Crow Sharminda Gaya C Ho, HuN Chidi Nu Behan Kehnda Hai Oh..!. Moral:- Peg La Ke KiSi De Dhi Behan Nu Naa Chedo……;->
Total Sent :
44
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A hUnt3r shoOts At tiGer,bUt Shahrukh Khan DIES.Y???? sOchO sOchO… . . . AreY jAn|X tiGer wAs wAtchin climAx of DEVDAS……….;->
Total Sent :
5
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Ek choohay ki hathi se mulaqat hui. Choohay ne itnay baray jaanwar ko pehle nahi dekha tha. lehaaza choohay ne hathi se pucha: Janab aap ki umr kya hai? Hathi ne jawab diya: 2 saal Phir hathi ne choohay se pucha: aap ki umr kya hai? Choohay ne jawab diya: umr to meri bhi 2 saal hai magar sehat khara
Total Sent :
12
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: Yeh Batao Prinde Sardiyo Mein 1 Jaga Chor Kar Dusri Jaga Ur(FLY) Kar K Kyun Jate Hain . . . . . . Ans : Kyun K Agar Woh Chal Kar Jae Ge Toh Thak Jae Ge..;->
Total Sent :
16
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